What a misguided, middle-aged man. A kitchen counter covered in various bottles of liquor sits in the middle of a college campus apartment. This apartment comes with a spectacular view of the famous football stadium. This apartment had a steady stream of cute, young girls and friends flowing consistently in and out. The numbers, however, shrinking over time. Those types of things don't last forever, but this poor schmuck had no idea. All of those cheaply made, overly dramatic, childishly funny flicks with their college settings and less than talented actors had misled him. What comes after youthfulness had never crossed his mind. He believe